Yesterday I learned that the lady next in line before me to give birth just has. To a baby girl! I've also had a string of tip offs lately about recent pregnancies *yey* and it seems there's a baby boom on.
So now I'm at the front of the IMMINENT LABOUR QUEUE. Gulp.
It feels awfully scary standing here waiting. I'm clutching my TENS machine like Luke Skywalker does his light sabre.
As Yoda would say, "Panic, I must not!"
I wish I had a Yoda of my own for giving birth. Or a Mr Miyake from The Karate Kid.
Instead - I have my husband (who's an accountant and really not very qualified for the job - bless him).