Monday, August 31, 2009

Don't Expect Any Progress...

Don't expect any writing to get done around here full stop. For a while.
Don't expect cogent writing thinking to happen at all either.
Don't expect anything much expect laundryand low energy reserves.

Do expect mess. Do expect puddles. Do expect me in a state of mayhem for the foreseeable future.

It's called Potty Training. And I'm blaming it all on that. My toddler doesn't like nappies or pants (even the teeny tiny pants with cartoon pigs on bought at considerable expense!) Instead she is streaking on a regular basis. And sitting on her potty wearing an elephant trunk (don't ask!)

This calls for a big pile of books beside the potty. And patience! Yes, I've been wearing a trunk too (if it makes her sit, why fight it!) Let's hope she gets her head about wearing clothes on the bottom half of her body again.

6 comments:

Marcy said...

When they're potty training, naked i better. I used to put a dress on then to cover the private bits but tleave them with no undies to get in the way when the need strikes.

Good luck. Just think...with any luck, you'll be diaper free in a week!

Marcy said...

Boy, I should have used spell check *blush*

Jackie Ashenden said...

Good luck! My youngest is finally over that hurdle (apart from the nappy at night but hey, I don't care about that!) and now we have the desperately needing to go when there is no loo around for hundreds of miles! :-)

Lacey Devlin said...

You wear that trunk! I bet you look fabulous? Pictures please ;) It won't be long until your world returns to order :)

Lorraine said...

Ooh yes, we have to see the elephant trunk ;-)

Here's hoping for lots of patience coming your way...

Suzanne Jones said...

The elephant trunk idea is inspired - you should patent is as a potty training method.

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